99% of the public support Transport 1650

Our newly conducted survey shows that an amazing 99% of the general public support Transport 1650's goals and ideals; support for safety cameras and public transport has never been so strong. The detailed survey results are below:

Q1. Do you agree with the following: "Driving too fast can sometimes lead to accidents"?
Agree:         99%
Disagree:   1%

Q2. Which of the following options do you most agree with:
We need to build more railways:                            99%
We need to concrete over all our green spaces:  1%

Q3. Which of the following options do you most agree with:
Bus lanes should be introduced on more roads:  99%
Paedophilia should be actively encouraged:        1%

Q4. What do you think about road traffic levels at the moment?
There is too much traffic on the roads:     99%
There is not enough traffic on the roads:  1%

Q5. Which of the following options do you most agree with?
Catching speeding drivers should be a police priority:    99%
S Club 7 are the best band ever to come out of the UK:  1%

These survey results conclusively prove that the public is massively in favour of the current safety camera scheme, are opposed to road building and would like to see more investment in railways and buses. Transport 1650 says that the Government should take this on board immediately, and bring about a rapid increase in the number of safety cameras as soon as possible - preferably having one at least every 100 metres on all roads. All current road building schemes should be scrapped immediately, and the money invested in bus lanes instead.

When confronted with these results, the Association of British Drivers supplied a predictably nonsense reply. "These survey results aren't worth the paper they're written on", said an ABD spokesman. "The questions couldn't have been more unfairly loaded".